Thursday, March 2, 2017

All-New Competition! Willow And Sam

Well! We are back! With a competition! Here it is. To celebrate 100 views (yes, we got there!) We're going to hold a competition. 

Whoever has the last view by April Fool's Day Will get a shout-out, and will be getting a BIG shout-out on AG Fans Pro-board. They will also be doing the competition. Remember, to win, you need some rules and need to be eligible.


1. No automated bots. 
2. No 'anonymous accounts'. Why? Check the rule above.
3. Do not stalk members of the competition, nor hack them.

1. Be a person with a non-anonymous account.

Enjoy the competition!

Hello..It's Willow!

Hello Everyone! 

This post is about which dolls are better for YOU.

American Girl

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Dear Internet,

Dear Internet, I have a hiatus.

I am going back to 1904 for a month. I really like everyone, don't get me wrong, but I miss Nellie and Grandmary. I can get back, for I'll take a modern item, and touch it when I need to come back. Also, my life force (ability to live outside my time)is draining. But it won't be 1904, no, it has been a year. So 1905. Do women vote yet? I don't know, but I'm, well, excited. Willow will keep you updated, and when I get back I'll let you know what happened. This will happen every year to ensure my life force is stocked.

With all my love, Samantha


Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Willow's Opinion on Number #45

Hello. If you notice me and Sam changed colors. Onwards!

My opinion on Trump is not for those who like him. I have a list of reasons why.

1. He downright disrespected John McCain, a war hero.
2. He mocked Serge Kovaleski, who has a disability. He was mocked for something he can't control.
3. He judges women by their looks and not their heart or smarts.
He told the rolling stone:
               "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that the face of our next president?! I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not s'posed ta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

That is from 

That is obvious disrespect of women.

4. He is friends with Vladimir Putin
No. Just no.

5. He re-tweeted a racist meme.  How is this okay? He used the Star of David in a meme that shouldn't  have been re-tweeted.
 This is very offensive to Samantha. Her great-great-grandmother Abbey survived the holocaust. This is what she had to say in her old age, at 93: 'I'm gonna vote for Sanders. Trump can go to hell.'
But this is not okay. 
9. He never said David Duke is a bad guy. For those of you living under a rock, David Duke leads the KKK or Ku Klux Klan. They are a white supremacist group in desperate need of a spelling lesson. Trump did not condemn his support. What does it say about Trump that he earned his support? 

I could go on, but research. Don't elect him next time. Rinse, Discard, Don't Repeat.

Monday, February 13, 2017

FAQ- Read it before commenting

I'm Samantha, I will remain this beautiful velvety indigo color.
I'm Willow. I'm green.
Together, we're going to answer questions.
Look at the color to tell us apart!
You'll get an answer from the both of us on all questions.
We haven't got any questions, and we want it to stay that way, so read this dang page.
On to the fabulous part now.

But I Hate Your Opinion and Blog Because-
Stop right there. Ya' stopped hon? Good. Let me break it down to the incredibly offensive to everyone ground. (I say offensive because just looking at your words is making people go blind). You see, this is MY blog. Let us look at the offensive checklist, shall we?
Am I being racist? Nope.
Classist? Nope.
Sexist? No.
Bigoted? Na.
Having my own opinion? Heck yeah.
So you see, when I'm not actually offending you or anybody else, your fee-fees don't matter most of the time. 
I'm being perfectly polite, I don't even curse. Nobody here does. When I'm doing nothing wrong, and you don't like my blog, here is the process to stop looking at my blog.
1. Open browser tab
2. Delete this tab.
3. Go somewhere else.
Yeah, Ima has Off-Topic Tuesday, where I talk about politicalness. You can read the rest of my blog, though. Because you can scroll right on past OTT. So when you don't like my stand on politics, scroll on or use my three-step solution and you won't have the problem of feeling upset. Comments like these won't be deleted so I can show other commenters that it won't be tolerated.
When I am done with this argument, I'll post a comment saying why I won't be responding again, it's my blog and read the faq. This will show others that this is so not tolerated.
(God, I am not suited for this)
First of all, it's my blog. Second, of all, that's it. If we're being racist or something, CALL US OUT ALL DAY LONG. But if we aren't offending you, SamSam here will TEAR YOU APART.

Who Runs This Blog Thing?
An actual human being who simply dictates what to say. This is an actual human being, not two dolls who might grow to include other dolls as well. But see, I am me and I is I. Get it? I'm just a person who has blogging dolls. Nothing much.

How Often Do You Post?
When there is stuff to post. When we get outfits, we review. With Pictures! And when stuff goes on. Adventures. Daily life. Poetry. Stuff.
Our essential core being. We are posting ourselves, our feelings, our lives. When we post, we give you ourselves. We are giving our thoughts and feelings, this is our diary of two best friends/cousins. When we are grown, we will look back on our blog from our preteens to many years in the future. Maybe as adults, we'll still post! I'm eleven, and Sam is 10. In 10 years, we'll be in our twenties. We are posting, well, us.

What be your thing?


~Willow & Samantha

Samantha Mayla Parkington

Hello, Earthlings. (It's how I call multiple people now. I'll use it forever) This is my profile!
<---- 'Tis me.
My Heritage: I am 3/4 Jewish and 1/4 part French. My Great-Great Grandmother survived the holocaust. Isn't that cool? In life, my Great-Great Grandmother Abbey is my role model because she survived great oppression on our people. My So-Many-Greats Uncle was also involved in the French Revolution! I come from exciting heritage. I'm mostly Jewish because my Mom is fully Jewish and my Dad is 1/2 French. I identify as Jewish though, since a good majority of myself is. 

My hobbies: Minecraft, Youtube, TV, Cats, Animals, Zoos, Dancing, Jazz, Gymnastics, Business, Hair Styling, Cooking. 
I like building houses in Minecraft with no doors, and 'selling' them to the villagers. I like watching cat videos on youtube, specifically Kitten Academy. I like Minecraft Youtube videos too. My favorite TV show is Masterchef Junior. I really love cats, and will probably own a cat farm when I grow up. I also like animals in general. I'll own a zoo of different types of cats, and call it The Cat Emporium. I like dancing, too. I like tap-dancing. I like to dance to jazz music. I love business, even though it's stereotypical. But, then again, stereotypes come from somewhere, right? I love business because I will own many when I'm adult. I'm really good at gymnastics because I've been practicing since I was 3. I like hair styling, so Willow and I practice on each other. I also like to cook, and cook on Mondays every week.

My Dislikes: Broccoli and Cinderella
Cinderella, I have a problem with you. You're too perfect.
Same with Broccoli. i don't like eating tiny trees.

'Til next time, Earthlings. Sam out.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Hai! Willow In Da House!

Hello! I am an Our Generation doll. My name is Willow Amelia Grace. Some people think my name is weird, but I honestly love it. I am the cousin of Samantha, your original blog owner. Now, we're going to do it together. See, I love Sam, but we had to become bunkmates. And here is why. You see, my Mum got me into this mess. She has extremely curly hair, and light green eyes, and naturally arch-y eyebrows. My father had the same color hair, but it was stick straight and he had turquoise eyes. I have turquoise eyes, and wavy hair. 

Anyways, back to the story. A guy named Carlos Sancho Montoya was running a Ponzi Scheme, he was selling diamond bracelets, using the 'business' to launder money for the cartels, and was running a Ponzi Scheme for 5 years. So, my mom had to sell diamond bracelets and also recruit people who would do the same job as her. Finally, someone she recruited named Joseph Smith Jones caught on, called the police and put him in jail for 20 years! But, he had stole all my Mom's money and gave it to the cartels, and so right now we have no money.

We're going to be here for at least 6 months anyways, because of witness protection. Though, we're going to be here a while, because we want to move in next door, so I'll still be writing. 

Me and Sam will do an FAQ next time!

~Willow Amelia Grace